Saturday, April 1, 2017

“As the World Burns”(Ep.17) SandMan Visits

Today on "As the World Burns" Princess is looking for a pool skimmer to rescue hopping Princes from the pool.  The Super Dork was over early in the day and help cleaning the back yard and the Gallant Bard found a new use for a fruit picker tool. It seems that it works well to pick up leaves and deposit them into yard waste bags.  The Sandman arrived and performed interesting tool work on his trailers and managed to spew acid on his face from a battery he forgot was on the other side of the wall he was drilling, THANK GOODNESS for safety googles. He also helps repair a minor wood damage to the Breakfast nook bench set in the kitchen. The Gallant Bard installed more Re-Store illumination finds this time to the front of the house. The Heroine and Gallant Bard Worked tirelessly in the garage cleaning and removing furnishings to their new homes though out the house. Many boxes were emptied and some were just moved to other locations for later emptying. Still she has not found HER cook book. The Heroine caved and bought a cheap food processor for the time being to prepare potatoes for Latkes for dinner. Tune in next time to see what projects will be tackled next on “As the World Burns”
11/1/2016

"As the World Burns (Ep. 16) Samhain

Today on "As the World Burns" It is New Year’s or Samhain the end of harvest. Our heroine is glad the year is over the new year will start Dec 21st. This is a time of contemplation and planning what to do the next year. Today Our Heroine and Gallant Bard tackled more Illumination within the domicile today. They installed another of the hunted light fixtures that was painted and one that was hunted and didn’t need painting, and the prize of all prizes my Aunt Joanie's (Julie Schroder) Lenox Chandelier that our heroine’s mom wouldn't let go. They also got books shelves together in mom’s room and somethings moved around. Then a Lesser Demon Super Dork, was summoned and she handed out glow sticks by fire light in front of the house. Tune in tomorrow when our heroines Brother the SandMan will appear in the wee hours of the night which will cause the heroine to make Latkes. Hopefully they will also get seats cut, the coffee table fixed, and the the China Hutch back together.
10/31/2016

"As the World Burns" (Ep. 15) Trip to Taylorville

Today on "As the World Burns" The Gallant Bard and our Heroine Drove to, the Ville that belongs to Taylor, there they did a drive by Hugging of the Mystical Piratical Queen, and a pickup of Trash can full of Armour, (a donation for the “Crystal Charity” Silent Auction at the Crystal Ball), by "Thomas of the Hood" (If it was good enough for Errol Flynn it was good enough for him) It was his way of giving back to someone else because the charity once raised money to help him with a cancer surgery. Back home The Side Witch collected the Super Dork to join them all on Super Dorks B-day. The Princess had a rough day as she was stricken with a flair, her hands were all tingly and didn’t want to work right (BAD FOR A HAIR DRESSER) she had to leave work and stop at urgent care to have a note (really, no joke, she has a chronic illness and they want a sick note, sigh). Her Bae the Lockes of Dred, fetched frames for art from the store of thrift, with coupons and a gift card was .07 out of pocket, his hunting paid off. When they all returned home Curtains were hung, then Chinese food was summoned. The Pit of Fire was illuminated. And thus ended another fine day, on “As the World Burns” 
10/30/2016

"As the World Burns" (EP. 14) day one of workcation

Yesterday on "As the World Burns" our Heroine and Gallant Bard, did Breakfast together. Then started their list, the cars were cleaned, then they filled them filled at the storage unit, they hit the Re-Store were they found illuminating devices for the outside, and Home improvement store"Highs" were more outdoor things were gotten and keeping the outdoors things were gotten (Drapery rods) Greek food was had and so on. much was accomplished.
10/30/2016

"As the World Burns" Over under and around (Ep. 13)

Today on "As the World Burns" The Heroine taught the Super Dork to play the game, over, under and around, also known as walking two dogs on separate leashes. Heroine made fish with fried onions and rice and they ate dinner with Side Witch. The Galant Bard is flying and driving home from his many adventures of making money. And starting the next sun rise It is his Anniversary of traveling around the sun 47 times. The Heroine and Bard have both arranged to take Vacation for a week so that they can have many decorating, & home repair adventures, as they wash the rest of the smoke damaged furnishing and house hold goods and find homes for them all in their new house. There might be some air hockey in their near future. Maybe they should add a foosball too. Hmmmm. Tune in tomorrow when the Heroine says “here’s your Angel Food Cake and birthday cards. Enjoy because we need to get to work” to the Galant Bard. And he will start the day by saying “it’s 8 am get up so we can go to breakfast”
10/28/2016

"As the World Burns"(Ep.12) no shopping without food to keep blood sugar up ever again

The store put all the Chickens in two areas both with the price tag that read sale $4.99 large and some small print of what it is. The thing is they weren't they were 5.99 or 6.99 and in the wrong spot, and then the Halloween stuff had signs all over it 40%to60%off. and they had cute small portable bags origanaly $2.49 and she thought "well for 40% off sure why not" no they are halloween but were not suppose to be included in the sale. It just really pissed her off. And she felt that she and every one eals shouldn't have to try and figure these things out. It isent like a customer moved these things. For one the display was zip tied to the shelf. She takes people who have far less disposable income and use to have far less herself too, she still tries and save were she can so she can have that extra money for the fun stuff so finding a deal should not also be a struggle to deal with incompetent stores. Dispite what some people think, she doesnt like to have to make a stink about these things. She just wants people to think things out better. The customer is always right is not a thing, anymore but darn it she chooses up scale super market to get better sales and better produce. However on a brighter side she did just order the missing figuries from her red rose tea collection because she lost some in the fire. and bounus she added some other cute ones because she is a cracker jack kind of girl. Tune in tommorow when she will be figuring out fish friday.
10/27/2016

"As the World Burns"(Ep. 11)

Today on "As the World Burns" our Heroine is exaused. Tun in next time to see if she is less worn out.
Oct 27, 2016

"As the World Burns"(Ep. 10)

Today on "As the World Burns" our Heroine made Sloppy Joes with rice and beef, yum. Then managed to figure out all of next week’s menu and make a shopping list and plan to go shopping after work tomorrow. Because of shopping it is rotiserary chicken and steamed new potatoes and a veggie for dinner. But the longer build up the pantry stores list is being constructed. The big hunt is on still for things that will be loved for a long time like area rugs, and runners, along with the construction of a wall pantry for all the items stored in Jars that are best close at hand (open pantry concept) Tune in next time to see if our Heroine escapes the store without a bunch of junk food.
10/19/2016

“As the World Burns”(EP. 9)

On today’s episode of “As the World Burns”, We find the low barometer has made the Heroine in a lot of pain. That combined with dealing with a coworker who is irritated at having someone in his space, and the need to still do her old duties on top of my new duties is over whelming her. After work she rushed to picked up Master La Grenouille and traversed the terrain of the indoor building of big things, where we acquired the food and maintenance equipment for fine feline care, and some waffles (because everyone loves waffles) as well as a mattress topper. Upon delivering Master LaGrenouille to his abode an urgent cry for help crossed our Heroines portable far texting device. It was Super Dork her son (a dorkling himself) Prince Dork and his trusted friend Boomer were needing rescued. Boomers tire exploded and took out the rim and his lugs came off with the lug nuts. They were rescued by Heroine with the help of an Uncle who took the car by trailer to his place (off the interstate so it didn’t get towed) they we fed at the Obese Clown and then released in to the wild where they can roam free till tomorrow when we all travel to the hand basket. As our Heroine headed home she got to hear the recounted tail of how the Gallant Bard may have found the only WaWa in the land of sun and surf, and say nahnahnaboobo to the Heroine because he got a sub and she didn’t. Oh the tragedy of it. Tune in next time when we find out if the new mattress topper will help our Heroines pain and suffering, on “As the World Burns”

"As the World Burns" the land of unassembed house hold goods. (EP 8)

On this Episode of "As the World Burns" our Heroine's Princess explored the land of unassembled furnishings, at which she hunted and trapped a futon matters 6 rugs and a 6 pack of cinnamon rolls, and a fold up whicker chest for her mother. It was a good hunting expedition. And her attitude seems to reflect having a nice living place. She had friends over. The Princess also came up with a marriage test for couples who want to know if they are compatible, they should be forced to assembler 10 pieces of furniture together and if when they are done if they are still both alive and still love each other they should get married and will already have 10 pieces of furnishing.
Mean while,our Heroine worked in receiving most of the day and made up an hour of her lost time from her needing time off yesterday. Not because she wanted too or anything there is just a lot of receiving to be done.
And the Side Witch explored shopping and learned how to interrupt the Heroines request for 80/20 meat and she hunted frozen veggies for dinner. The Heroine made Porcupine patties (rice and hammer meat served like chopped stake) with the Veggies. Which helped counter act the cinnamon bun she acquired from the Princesses stash.

This concludes this episode tune in next time to find out if the Heroine and Princess and get the small entertainment center out of the storage unit that has been packed since Gma move in in 2014. 
10/19/2016

"As the World Burns" Carpet/Orkin&water Oh My! (EP.7)

Today on "As the World Burns" our Heroine was tortured by horrible service from #HomeDepo and their carpet installation company Superior carpet. This lead to a refund of money and going somewhere else for carpet and thus our Heroine will be getting other things she need at Lowes (like sliding glass doors.) She wouldn’t let them sit for a rabid honey badger they were so horrible and bullies too. Go read the review the Heroine left for them. On the other side of that horror story is a story with nothing to say about it #Orkin they came they had manners they did their job they there was nothing to say they did what I expected of a service. They in convinced the Heroine and Side Witch as little as possible. Two thumbs up for them. The Heroine left them a awesome Yelp review. Our Heroine had to rush home to inspected a very wet area on the floor in the basement and at that time has concluded that the water heater is not the cause. She believes that the water leak that happened the first day of turning the water to the house on is the cause and the plastic barrier of the underlayment of the basement carpet held the moister all this time. As such having the floor uncovered for the day was a good thing.
This concludes another episode of "As the World Burns"
10/18/2016